DONT RIM YOUR WHOLE CHRISTMAS: SUBSCRIBE TO BOTH ONE AND BE-MAG AND WIN BIG


Are you typically always rimming it? Clean up your act you big fucking ice! Subscribe to both Be-Mag and One Magazine this Christmas and mail your proof of subscription to SHOCK. Once we verify that you are in fact big pulling we will send you a SHOCK TV party pack which includes adult videos and hand guns which we will mail to you across state lines (Must be 21+). DONT RIM THE INDUSTRY THIS X-MAS AND SUBSCRIBE TO BOTH FINE PUBLICATIONS NOW!

SUBSCRIBE TO BE-MAG BITCH

GET THAT SUBSCRIPTION TO ONE HOE

SEND PROOF OF SUBSCRIPTION TO:
SHOCK TELEVISION
IWOULDNEEDSOMESTUPIDINCENTIVETOGETMETODOSOMETHINGSOOBVIOUS BLVD STE 109
BEVERLY HILLS, CA 90210

4 Responses to “DONT RIM YOUR WHOLE CHRISTMAS: SUBSCRIBE TO BOTH ONE AND BE-MAG AND WIN BIG”

  1. big fucking ice says:

    ONE is the worst blade mag ever. id rather subscribe to highlights or disney adventure or cat fancy

  2. andrewsmolak says:

    IWOULDNEEDSOMESTUPIDINCENTIVETOGETMETODOSOMETHINGSOOBVIOUS

    ahaha classic

  3. mcgovern says:

    rim shaker is tightttt

  4. jhnwaaa says:

    can i get all porn instead of guns? maybe some of that action porn with the chicks shooting machineguns naked? that would be ok i guess….
    or a gun with a naked chick on the grip would work i suppose.. .

    ya know what, just send me a dead hookers bullet-riddled corpse

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