SHOCKING INTERVIEW: DEAN COWARD IS SUBURBABLADIN’

dean about to go to the mall and kick it at the food court

dean about to go to the mall and kick it at the food court



How suburban are you? Have you ever seen a handgun fired or crack cocaine smoked?
Only on tv. I dont even think crack exists in orange county

Do you think it would be cool if people in your suburb smoked crack on the street or spray painted your front door? Why would it be cool?
it would definitely be cool, because it would actually add a little flavor to the neighborhood, rather than children playing basketball outside.

What do kids do in the suburbs without stressing out about hand gun violations or avoiding tickets for property damage?
go to wal-mart?
Haha there really isn’t shit to do here, it rules.

Dean, when your not bladin’ are you hangin’ at the Mall? Whats your fav. restaurant in the food court? Why?

I rarely ever go to the mall, but when i do i get sarku japan because they have bomb ass teriyaki chicken

What is the most suburban thing you’ve ever seen? Whats the worst suburban fashion style?

i’m so suburban that everything that is suburban is normal to me. Worst fashion style is definitely the wanna be bros that dress in SRH and famous stars and straps.

 

NEGATIVE ACID IN THE BURBS - PHOTO BRANDON "FUCK A ROBOTO" SMITH

NEGATIVE ACID IN THE BURBS - PHOTO BRANDON "FUCK A ROBOTO" SMITH

 

 

Is bladin’ like totally suburban dude? What are your favorite suburban moves to rip on the shredders?
blading is definitely not suburban, if it was i wouldn’t be the only blader in my city. Mizous all day everyday

What kind of obstacles do you like to skate in the suburbs?

i like to shred on driveway basketball hoops, park slides, x factor ramps, and waxed curbs

Who are your favorite suburbanite bladers?

adam and keith brierley and winston wardwell are my fellow suburbladers

What is the future of suburbablading?

more innovative ways to backflip

Top 5 suburban trends:

1. RAVING
2. go to church
3. go to sweet high school parties
4. dress really bro when you’ve never dirtbiked in your life
5. like shitty music

 

Do you think if you lived in Compton you’d still listen to Dance music, rollerblade and wear tight ass euro-girlyman pants?
hell yeah i would, i’d show them whose really gangster

Top 5 suburban songs:

1. akon – dangerous
2. Katy Perry – Hot ‘N Cold
3. Britney Spears – Womanizer
4. papa roach – last resort
5. MGMT – Time To Pretend

In the suburbs you have to mow a lot of lawns. Do you aggressive lawn mow as opposed to traditional lawn mowing? Please explain how hard you come in the aggressive lawn mowing game. No one-word answers please.

Believe it or not i’ve never mowed a lawn in my life. I just hustled my way through the game

Who’s the first person who comes to mind when you think suburban kook?

tommy boy

Give some shout outs to your fellow suburbanites:
adam and keith, amir amadi, winston, iain mcleod, chris tinsley, and all you other suburban bladers, keep your head up!

Please post links to your top 5 suburbified drunk edits:
well, there’s only three so here ya go;

Drunk edit #1 from dean coward on Vimeo.


Drunk edit #2 from dean coward on Vimeo.


Drunk #3 in LA from dean coward on Vimeo.
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