SHOCK: The Turtleman

You think you have it bad getting chased out of skate spots by abrasive skateboarders or security guards just to do what you like? Have you ever had your teeth knocked out by a chainsaw? Have you ever had to wade neck deep in green, creature filled dirty south swamp water just to find the one thing that makes your happy? Well rollerbladers who feel dejected meet your new hero…the Turtle Man!!! Turtleman exists outside of society’s box of what is acceptable, grabbing the most gnarly shelled creatures you’ve ever seen living in filth! SHOCKING!!!

-Booze

6 Responses to “SHOCK: The Turtleman”

  1. .... says:

    creep.

  2. Mark helL says:

    impressive…. most impressive

  3. jhnwu says:

    I have to believe he’s having sex with them before he eats them.. .

    truely “snapper-licious”

    WOOOOOYEYEYYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEYEYYEYEYEYEYEY!!!

  4. Rolling Love says:

    hhahaha… a little scary, but mostly shocking

  5. holy moses says:

    gatorade aint just for football, its for the turtleman too!

  6. x says:

    Everyone in Kentucky looks like the Turtle Man.

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