Selling crack and making crack and robbing and murdering people is always a sure-fire hit on the road to being cool and no one did this shit better than Master P.I always loved P’s track Ghetto Dope because he told you how to make crack which was in my opinion, fucking awesome. It wasn’t just like “Yo I sell crack” it was like “here’s how you make crack… no no seriously here are the exact steps to make rock cocaine, and now I want you to go sell it too!” I think a lot of people appreciated how fucking raw P was, apparently, because by 2002 he was worth $293.8 million. P hired his extended family and friends, made every one of them a rapper, and cranked out hundreds of fucking garbage records and a few good ones. He literally released like 100+ records in 2 years all with the same shitty graphic design on the front, the same shitty keyboard beats and the same rappers on every one. If you switched out the albums with the records and handed them to someone, no one would ever know.. “is this the new C-Murder album, or the new Mia-X album or the new Silk the Shocker album?,…who knows because they all sound the same!”. The funniest thing about the records is that in all the album jackets there were advertisements for the other records. You would buy the new Mystical album and it would have an ad for the next Mystical album coming out in a month! Master P was a genius because he knew that he only had a short window of time to keep passing this shit off to consumers, because eventually they would realize that they were buying a load of garbage…. He made as many records as he could in this short period of time and they sold like hot cakes, no excuse me, crack cakes… anyways, I think I really appreciated the records because I thought it was cool how P made something out of nothing… no musical talent, no problem, no artistic talent, no problem, no intellectual value, no problem!  Master P went on to play semi-pro basketball and do some WCW wrestling which is always a nice career top off. One day I hope a rollerblader can become just as successful as Master P…. I think maybe Cullen could pull this off… we’ll see!

Below are some links to some of the few No Limit songs that I actually liked also, read this fools story on Wikipedia… shit is pretty tight.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Limit_Records

Master P – Ghetto D

Fiend: There’s One in Every Family

Soulja Slim

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